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I just had sex with 3 chicks!

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6/30/2009 at 9:33 by badger in - Sex 
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I just opened a Kool-Aid Jammer and the little bit of Kool-Aid that always sticks in the top didn't splash me. WIN!

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6/25/2009 at 9:1 by sean (male) from MARYLAND in - Miscellaneous 
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Michael Jackson is finally dead. AWESO.ME!

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6/25/2009 at 19:22 by badger (male) from MARYLAND in - Health 
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Today I got to see megan fox's tits. and it was amazing. and if you click "Thats Lame", you are signing a contract that you are indeed as dumb as a bag of hammers.

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6/24/2009 at 15:58 by nobodyhearsyou (male) from MARYLAND in - Health 
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Today I went to get ice cream out of the freezer. I had to choose between a fudge bar or an ice cream sandwich. I ate both. WIN!

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6/24/2009 at 10:28 by Anonymous (male) from MARYLAND in - Miscellaneous 
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I just had sex with Ted Pipper

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6/25/2009 at 9:28 by Alrohir (male) from MARYLAND in - Sex 
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Public Enemies starring Johnny Depp and Christian Bale was AWESO.ME!

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6/25/2009 at 20:22 by sean (male) from MARYLAND in - Health 
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My boss didn't yell at me today.

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6/25/2009 at 20:4 by Anonymous (male) from MARYLAND in - Work 
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Paul Rudd came into my work and bought some wine! He is filming a new movie in DC!

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6/25/2009 at 9:10 by Anonymous (male) from MARYLAND in - Health 
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I met the most AWESOME guy like 3 years ago. He is amazing and I've loved him ever since:)

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7/24/2009 at 10:59 by Anonymous (male) from MARYLAND in - Love 
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I'm leaving to see the movie 'Public Enemies' starring Johnny Depp and Christian Bale for free. AWESO.ME!

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6/25/2009 at 14:23 by sean (male) from MARYLAND in - Health 
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I just beat someone up with a bag full of soap!

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9/4/2009 at 9:46 by Anonymous (male) from MARYLAND in - Health 
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Im finally single and Im happy about it. Yay

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9/8/2009 at 10:14 by Anonymous (male) from MARYLAND in - Love 
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I took a shower in my parent's bathroom. I went out into their bedroom and bent over because I thought I had a huge fart coming. I released the fart and a huge turd landed on their carpet. I was 13 years old, and I was certainly awesome.

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9/5/2009 at 8:58 by Anonymous (male) from MARYLAND in - Health 
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Just signed up for the worst site ever.P.S. I'm a douche

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6/25/2009 at 9:20 by Alrohir (male) from MARYLAND in - Love 
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Today i went to a BBQ and got a hot dog AND a hamburger. Awesome.

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9/5/2009 at 14:15 by Anonymous (male) from MARYLAND in - Health 
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I swallowed a fly. I didn't mean to. But it was actually pretty good. Awesome.

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9/4/2009 at 10:24 by sean (male) from MARYLAND in - Miscellaneous 
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My dog is pregnate. She's having full bred Boykin Spaniels. In other words, I'm about to make lotsa cash! They sell for 600 dollars a pop and she'll have at least 10! WIN!

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12/23/2009 at 13:21 by carleyanna (male) from MARYLAND in - Money 
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I pooped my pants in church. Then a raging potato dominated the four chapter of King Carleton's knights. Respect.

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9/4/2009 at 10:15 by nobodyhearsyou (male) from MARYLAND in - Kids 
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Today, I slept til 11 and had 3 hours later, am still in my pjs, layin around the quiet house chillin on the computer while my sister is in town with my mom for the next hour. Awesome.

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12/23/2009 at 13:3 by carleyanna (male) from MARYLAND in - Work 
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I babysat my 4 month old cousin today. He cried the entire time he was here and I failed at trying to calm him. He just left. I am now singing Silent Night. AWESO.ME

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12/20/2009 at 22:33 by Anonymous (male) from MARYLAND in - Kids 
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I'm not gonna be a daddy! Awesome.

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9/5/2009 at 8:59 by Anonymous (male) from MARYLAND in - Health 
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I lived another day. Awesome.

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11/22/2009 at 19:57 by Anonymous (male) from MARYLAND in - Health 
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this site is rageingly suckish. OH YEAH!

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2/8/2010 at 17:50 by Anonymous (male) from MARYLAND in - Tech 
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My boyfriend is AWESOME

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2/20/2010 at 10:51 by Anonymous (male) from MARYLAND in - Love 
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I finally got my annoying ex boyfriend to stop talking to me XD

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6/23/2010 at 12:32 by Anonymous (male) from MARYLAND in - Love 
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